We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
How external is "for external use only"?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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