Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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