Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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