haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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