Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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