The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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