yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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