come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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