reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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