We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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