You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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