I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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