She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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