I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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