Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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