we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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