She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Damn victory sex feels great
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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