I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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