We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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