I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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