im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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