HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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