Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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