We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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