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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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