I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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