Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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