He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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