I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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