I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
