Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My liver is preforming stress tests.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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