you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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