i just had sex bonerless
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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