sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
When are your genitals available?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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