so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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