I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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