i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm like, not good at living.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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