Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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