wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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