you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
