love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
