But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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