lets start a swedish sibling band together
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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