I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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