now i know why i became what i already was.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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