Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
