How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Duck Duck Cougar?
i think i have herpe
just one?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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