But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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