I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Randomize
