Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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